This will be a real ass opener today. Hmm that sounds so bad to say. We won't go there with this show. Maybe that is how so many heads get up there though. Could be. Right. On with it at our sea.
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You feel the urge.
The need to purge.
Oh my...insert curse.
Hey, we've done worse.
We're going there.
A flow with hair.
Unless you shave.
We hear it's the rave.
Smooth as a baby.
Impressive...maybe?
We don't want to know.
But back it will grow.
Where were we?
Right, not the need to pee.
Of course that can come.
Like walking and chewing gum.
So you do.
More than two.
Nope, don't count.
Doesn't matter the amount.
You just do and do.
The point of the loo.
And then it comes.
The addition to bums.
The ass wipe is ready.
You wipe it steady.
You may get it all.
You may not at your hall.
But that's on you.
Or cheap ass wipe too.
But it might be better.
Does that make you a fretter?
Nope, not a word.
But we made it be heard.
Unlike the chemicals in your ass wipe.
There are actually many a type.
Who knew that?
Sure not that cat.
Can lead to health crap for some people too.
My, what are humans to do?
Did you know that? You can poison yourself with what you use to wipe your scat? There is a murder technique for a serial killer in a book. Just be sure and quote my nook. There are actually chemicals in some brands that give people rashes, bladder infections, and the like. For years they wouldn't take a hike. Then they switched the ass wipe and poof, no more rashes of any type. Turns out the sneaky sob companies put stuff in there. Were you aware? Now you are thanks to the cat. Remember that if you get an itchy ass wiping your scat. Don't say the cat never helped you with a rhyme pass. I'm so glad I don't have to wipe what comes out my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteGood afternoon Hank
DeleteOne for you
DeleteRight on cue
Ah crap
Deletenot #1
Nope
DeleteElope
2. dang it
ReplyDeleteLook at you
DeleteTrying too
I did not know that, but I did hear the flushable wipes are not so flushable for some. One blogger wrote about her journey of repair after her family started using them. ;)
ReplyDelete(morning Hank)
Good morning Rosie
DeleteWelcome to the Club
Great, sharing #1 so early
Will see more of you without a doubt!
Hank
Yeah, some aren't so great
DeleteCan sure cost a bunch and create hate
That's some scary 💩
ReplyDeleteIndeed
DeleteAs you do the deed
I learned something today. Something really scary.
ReplyDeleteScary it can be
DeleteItchy ass isn't for we
I was not aware and maybe I didn't want to know
ReplyDeleteBut now you do
DeleteAll thanks to our zoo
I remember too well the days
ReplyDeleteWhen colors and fragrances were tall he rage
So glad plain white with nothing more
Is all that’s stocked at the closest store
Yeah, glad it is gone
DeleteToss that crap on the lawn
Really scary ! I dont like all these chemicals!
ReplyDeleteIn everything, everywhere
DeleteYet sometimes not aware
Yes I know ....
DeleteHaving had to have a plumber to the rental house
ReplyDeletejust as recently as a few days ago
he said to forego the disposable wipes
they cause a lot of problems for plumbing and can stop the go.
betty
Good to avoid then
DeleteDon't want a backed up den
From wipe to health crap, that’s scary!
ReplyDeleteAll from a wipe of the ass
DeleteSure not a fun pass
Wow. Glad I'm not the sensitive type.
ReplyDeletehaha be very glad
DeleteWouldn't want it at any pad
Well, that was very, informative. lol I had no idea either.
ReplyDeleteNow you do
DeleteThanks to the informative cat's zoo
orlin N cassie....nother reezon why uz catz iz glad we just $hitz & go ~~~ ☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeleteYep, leave it for humans to clean
DeleteMove on to another scene
Who knew
ReplyDeletecleaned off poo
could mean the end of you?
Perhaps it's better to smell of crap
than of baby powder or pinetree sap.
That it is probably not
DeleteCould create rot
Have not used it, thankfully. No problems with me Pat, so free and easy, ha.
ReplyDeletehaha free and easy
DeleteIs really pleasy
I had no idea. Is nothing safe in this world?
ReplyDeleteNope, not much
DeleteAnything can kill you that you can touch
I was not aware
ReplyDeletebut, buyers should bewared
beware*
DeleteThat they should
DeleteIn every hood
You just can't trust anything these days. All these chemical additives, no wonder why we're dropping like flies left and right.
ReplyDeleteYep, can't even trust the wipe for your ass
DeleteThey get all in mass
Crap From Crap Across The Map!
ReplyDeleteNothing to indicate it's a fad
Be inquisitive
It's relative
Just be extra careful with swipes
Hank
Careful is the way
DeleteDay by day
Most thought provoking Pat. will be careful in the future.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Yippeee
DeleteFor mee
All I can say is...ouch!
ReplyDeleteSure aint grand
DeleteIn any land