The cat will give you math today. That is what you humans say. Or it comes from it. One plus one equals such shit. Did you think I'd say two? Go figure at your zoo.
Time to shine.
Time to win.
Things shall align.
Sure not a sin.
But away you spin.
Away you pluck.
Can't do it in.
What the fluck?
Figures you'd fail.
Figures you'd faint.
So hit the trail.
A winner you ain't.
Bad grammar award.
Did I just win?
I'll have it bronzed and stored.
Eat your heart out Rin Tin Tin.
Not literally though.
Better off eating crap.
Go figure Mr. Crow.
You're such a sap.
Figured that out?
You're up on me.
I have no idea what it's about.
Of course I can lie to thee.
Or maybe lay or laid.
Go figure my shout.
The gutter may trade.
Had to be let out.
Go figure is it.
Or some other shit.
Don't hiss and spit.
Just go figure it.
Add and subtract.
Multiply and divide.
Get in on the act.
Stand and show pride.
Random thoughts pop.
Or they just fade.
So ends this crop.
Go figure the trade.
Did you go figure yet? Are you a user of it and many an other figure set? Go figure, figures, figure it out, figuring things out, and so much more to shout. I figure I'll end there though. I don't want you to figure out things and go. A backwards play. Figuring sure throws one in disarray. Do you have a calculator for life's sass? If not, I figure you'll get plenty from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Time to shine.
Time to win.
Things shall align.
Sure not a sin.
But away you spin.
Away you pluck.
Can't do it in.
What the fluck?
Figures you'd fail.
Figures you'd faint.
So hit the trail.
A winner you ain't.
Bad grammar award.
Did I just win?
I'll have it bronzed and stored.
Eat your heart out Rin Tin Tin.
Not literally though.
Better off eating crap.
Go figure Mr. Crow.
You're such a sap.
Figured that out?
You're up on me.
I have no idea what it's about.
Of course I can lie to thee.
Or maybe lay or laid.
Go figure my shout.
The gutter may trade.
Had to be let out.
Go figure is it.
Or some other shit.
Don't hiss and spit.
Just go figure it.
Add and subtract.
Multiply and divide.
Get in on the act.
Stand and show pride.
Random thoughts pop.
Or they just fade.
So ends this crop.
Go figure the trade.
Did you go figure yet? Are you a user of it and many an other figure set? Go figure, figures, figure it out, figuring things out, and so much more to shout. I figure I'll end there though. I don't want you to figure out things and go. A backwards play. Figuring sure throws one in disarray. Do you have a calculator for life's sass? If not, I figure you'll get plenty from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteGood morning Hank
DeleteI am running late
you are one on this date
Have a beautiful day!
Good morning True
DeleteHave a beautiful day yourself
Things are looking good!
Hank
Hank is #1
Deletego figure
Hank stays on top
DeleteBack ahead of the crop
Am I late
DeleteAt the kitty cat gate?
Little bit
DeleteAs you sit
I figuered it out I probably use bad grammar. Loved they rhyme.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Oh well
Deletewhat the hell
That figures!
ReplyDeleteIt does
DeleteOr that because
Haha I often have to figure things out
ReplyDeleteAs I add, subtract , multiply and divide
Let’s not forget percentages
A calculator has advantages...
Have a happy day
February 7th I like that date
numbers could have some fate
Up and down
DeleteSure how things go in number town
No calculator in the world could figure some people out.
ReplyDeleteHa That is so true...
DeleteUse it to hit them in the head
DeleteThen maybe they'll umm drop dead
Figuring is part of everything
ReplyDeletePhotography, crochet and even quilting
Hate the math most of the time
But love the crafts so fine
Math sure can be a pain
DeleteAs it boards many a lane
I figure you're probably right Pat and the Cat!
ReplyDeleteThere we go
DeleteA right twofor at our show
Go Figure It Out With This Shout!
ReplyDeleteWas worth a million or thereabouts
Figures don't lie
And good for a try
Hope for the best,just figure it out
Hank
Figure it out
DeleteWin when about
I did my taxes the other day, does that count for figuring? Got to get it done before the next shut down. :)
ReplyDeletehaha that is true
DeleteGet it done before Trump screws you
Figured its another work day at my place
ReplyDeletesame time and same old place
so off I go to make the money
so that I can do something that is funny
betty
Money is the key
DeleteHelps let us live as it ain't free
I could use a calculator for life's sass. Heh.
ReplyDeleteCould use it many a way
DeleteChuck it at the end of the day
I can't figure out what message you're trying to get across here.
ReplyDeleteFigures you got lost
DeleteMay as well get tossed
I'll admit that I do use that phrase sometimes. Usually on myself though, "I'll figure this out."
ReplyDeleteSeems to seep in
DeleteAt many a bin
orlin N cassie; knot bee in math fanz oh any kind.. figurin iz out for uz all two gether....onlee figure we ever try ta figure out iz... what de hell shape de food servizz gurlz azz iz....
ReplyDeletehaha does it bend and shift
DeleteMay have to be swift
All that figuring reminds me of bookkeeping day. Or royalty-check day - even worse!
ReplyDeletehaha paying out dough
DeleteNever fun to give a go
I figure I'll skate away from this blog post
ReplyDeleteNot run
DeleteWhat fun
In teaching students how to divide, I used this:
ReplyDeleteDivide, Multiply, Subtract, Bring down the digit==>
D: Dead M:Monkeys S:Smell B:Bad
So, Bob's your uncle!
haha there you go
DeleteA dead monkey flow
Cannot figure it out. Except that winter is coming to an end, ha.
ReplyDeletehaha getting there
DeleteA month or so to spare
It's been such a long day I can't figure anything out. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
Blame the day
DeleteTo join the fray
Me and figures usually don't mesh. Right now, I am working on my summer figure, but that's not going to well either. Damn chocolate always comes back to bite me in the ass.
ReplyDeletehaha need some cream for that bite
DeleteThen it may end up all right
Go figure, I woke up and it's still a work day. I was hoping if I overslept it'd be the weekend? :)
ReplyDeleteYep, that never works out
DeleteHave to go or the kiddies may pout