The cat loves this day. It is sooooo lovable at every bay. I know you believe every word I type. I just love all the hype. And if you believe any of that, you are clearly new to the blog of the cat.
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Here we go.
Love to show.
Spread the love.
Free a dove.
Imprison first.
Quench that thirst.
Then release.
Try it with geese.
Whoops, lost an eye.
Oh me, oh my.
That is bad.
Can't love you, lad.
See ya never,
Says love's endeavor.
Whoops times two.
Blind and no love that's true.
But you got geese.
That beats fleece.
Although you may need some.
Time for another chum.
Buy buy buy.
Look at those flowers fly.
They last for days.
Then comes the death gaze.
Your thought died.
Your other cried.
Tears she sure shed.
You slipped and hit your head.
There goes eye two.
Love is blind to you.
Wait. Isn't that good?
Nope, bye bye at your hood.
Hit others with your stick.
You need that candy brick.
You grab and you rip.
Then, whoops, you trip.
Your lover let's you fall.
You're laughed at by all.
Then the candy stand falls on your head.
Buy, buy, bye, you are now dead.
Isn't love grand? You buy and do stupid shit across the land. All rather worthless in the end. The though that counts kinda trend? Bah, since when are doves pooping in a cage until you release great thoughts? So today candy is to be bought lots? As opposed to any other day that you can give it to a loved one at your bay? Give them teeth and gut rot. Yep, that is a mighty fine counting thought. Damn, the cat sure loved poking fun at you human mass. You always give plenty of material to my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
T
ReplyDeleteToday #1
DeleteWhere’s Hank
Is he doing the Hanky Panky
Okay, I just had to, it rhymes...
Hank got into a jam
DeleteAs a consequence not in time!
Hank
True is number 1
DeleteSuch fun!
A Valentines #1
DeleteA traffic jam
DeleteSo #1 he didn't slam?
It's good to buy your loved one a gift on Valentines Day,
ReplyDeleteWhether they're human or animals I say.
I've already been out and bought Tennessee a treat.
He's the only living thing today I'm likely to meet.
Have a good day Pat.
Yvonne.
A treat for him is grand
DeleteThere in your land
Happy Valentines Day
ReplyDeleteI’d paint you a sunrise sky
So beautiful you would Sigh
I know it’s sappy, please don’t cry
But, at least i didn’t buy, buy, buy
Haha now I must say good-bye
Enjoy your day or at least try...
haha no buy buy buy
DeleteA win with just the sky
I didn't buy my wife anything. And she didn't get me anything. We are not contributing.
ReplyDeleteThat's because you have brains.
DeleteBest way to be
DeleteAvoid the crap from sea to sea
We need more love and less hate these days. Happy Valentine's Day from all of us!
ReplyDeleteI will second that...Happy Valentines Day!
DeleteThat we do
DeleteAt every zoo
If you stock up on half-price Christmas candy
ReplyDeleteYou’re covered for both Cupid and St. Patty
Unless you ate it all already
That is true
DeleteJust hide it from all in view
Love In The Sky So Buy Buy Bye!
ReplyDeleteFor a loved one dolls and guys
Shouts of Happy Valentine
Already outlived its chimes
Kept alive for oldies to smile
Hank
Oldies to smile
DeleteCan be had in single file
Stores and restaurants will be packed today
ReplyDeletewith people buying their expressions of love
but to me the greatest gift of love
came from above
betty
The way to be
DeleteAt your sea
A day for chocolate and flowers works for me. Heh.
ReplyDeletehaha take it in
DeleteA win at your bin
No goats?
ReplyDeleteThey do like throats
I heard this from a friend
Nah, that's pretend
But your goat, though,
stole my show.
It was my fave
and all the rave
What I'm trying to say
is that you win, Pat
I'm thrilled about that!
A winner at my sea
DeleteGo goats and letting things fly free
I have read that women were whipped by goat pieces by the men of their dreams. St. valentine was beheaded on this day and other suffered cruelly...ahh love.
ReplyDeleteGotta love the love
DeleteGive it a shove
orlin N cassie; millionz will get spended two day; millionz that could go ta de puchaze oh canned goodz N kibblez :)
ReplyDeletehappee heartz day oh lovez frum all oh uz in de land oh trout ♥♥♥♥♥ ☺☺☺
Yeah, much better fate
DeleteOn any old date
I just want some chocolate but I bought it for myself since I always get the right ones. lol
ReplyDeletehaha get it right the first time
DeleteAnd spend your own dime
I feel the love
ReplyDeleteComing from above
Commercial love it is
I feel it, gee whiz!
They love my dough
I didn't know
They share the love
When they shove and shove
TMI at your spot?
There's love and a lot
Commercial love all around
Ka-ching is the sound
And then I flipped them the bird
You may have heard.
Cat!
How's that mat?
Best way to be
DeleteThere at your sea
Flip and go
Reap what they sow
Mat's a bit dirty and old
At least we are told
So true
DeleteScooby Doo
Or scrappy doo
DeleteIn the loo
My second fiancee could find the negative side of everything. You could win a million dollars and she'd complain about taxes, and "new friends" who just want a loan or to otherwise sponge off of you, etc.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I would give her flowers occasionally, for Valentine's Day, her birthday, or even when I just felt like it. And she'd point out that they were dead, and they wouldn't last long anyway, etc. One day I gave her n arrangement of white carnations with three pink silk roses. I pointed out that the roses weren't real, so they weren't dead. And they were silk, so they'd theoretically last forever. "Enjoy them," I said, "because I'm never going to buy you flowers again."
haha one way to stop her negative nelly stuff
DeleteLast forever and that is enough
Ouch!
DeleteIndeed
DeleteAt his feed
It's either the commercial day of love or Singles Awareness Day. lol
ReplyDeletelol that it can be
DeleteSingles fly free
Don't go all NSync on me, Pat!
ReplyDeleteNot a chance
DeleteWe'll avoid that stance
That's Valentine's for you/a tale of love, or a pile of poo? :-)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from London.
Who knows
DeleteHow it goes
To me, it's not the gift of flowers or candy.
ReplyDeleteIt's the thought that goes with the gift that makes it dandy.
The cats and dog and I played outside today.
They don't ask for gifts and such, they just enjoy my company.
Company is the way
DeleteEnjoying the day
Love and thoughtfulness. I had some dental work done yesterday - now it's soup, etc today. Ray went out and bought me a chocolate shake. Now, that's love!
ReplyDeleteOuch to the dental stuff
DeleteSure helped when time was rough
I bought myself 1/2 priced candy after Christmas and stashed it away for my husband to give to me today. He sucks with the holiday and I like to save money, so it's a win win for me.
ReplyDeleteA win times two
DeleteWorks at one's zoo