The cat shakes his head day by day. The humans sure do stupid things from whenever to May. That is every day, if you didn't guess. I can confuse, I confess. Now on with the show. The dumb have to go do something stupid, you know.
Common sense isn't sense.
Do you need extra cents?
I can give about ten.
That's all you get at our den.
Common is squat.
That's said a lot.
Sense is all that remains.
That too boards trains.
Then left with blank.
No gas in the tank.
A dead end street.
A fool in defeat.
No sense is had.
Not good or bad.
Just brain dead acts.
Now there are facts.
No facts to be had.
Damn, that makes nuts mad.
15% of nuts are bad for you.
See? Ass pulled stats at our zoo.
Take it as truth.
Go jump a toll booth.
Can that be done?
Sure it was tried by someone.
But back we go.
A mixing show.
A matching one.
No, the TV wasn't spun.
Some are so slow.
That we sure know.
But some are fast.
Still in the same cast.
So make the switch.
Scratch that itch.
From common sense at play,
To common acts day by day.
That sure is it.
Common acts followed by a fit.
The dumb cry and cry.
The even sit and wonder why.
So is common acts better? Seems to fit to the letter. For stupid things are done a ton. People believe whatever the internet has spun. So it is as common as can be. They are acts done by such nuts at each sea. There are plenty of them out there. Follow the logic at my lair? If not you may be part of the common act class. That could leave you in the cross hairs of my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Common sense isn't sense.
Do you need extra cents?
I can give about ten.
That's all you get at our den.
Common is squat.
That's said a lot.
Sense is all that remains.
That too boards trains.
Then left with blank.
No gas in the tank.
A dead end street.
A fool in defeat.
No sense is had.
Not good or bad.
Just brain dead acts.
Now there are facts.
No facts to be had.
Damn, that makes nuts mad.
15% of nuts are bad for you.
See? Ass pulled stats at our zoo.
Take it as truth.
Go jump a toll booth.
Can that be done?
Sure it was tried by someone.
But back we go.
A mixing show.
A matching one.
No, the TV wasn't spun.
Some are so slow.
That we sure know.
But some are fast.
Still in the same cast.
So make the switch.
Scratch that itch.
From common sense at play,
To common acts day by day.
That sure is it.
Common acts followed by a fit.
The dumb cry and cry.
The even sit and wonder why.
So is common acts better? Seems to fit to the letter. For stupid things are done a ton. People believe whatever the internet has spun. So it is as common as can be. They are acts done by such nuts at each sea. There are plenty of them out there. Follow the logic at my lair? If not you may be part of the common act class. That could leave you in the cross hairs of my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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ReplyDeleteBack to the top
DeleteNot gonna stop
That's 2 in a row
DeleteWhat do you know
It's 2 mins slow
Still made it to the show!
Hank
Even slow
DeleteAway you go
I'm always doing and thinking stupid things,
ReplyDeleteThat's the way I am.
But I know my faults warts and all.
In the end "I Am What I Am".
Have a peaceful Sunday Pat.
Yvonne.
The way to be
DeleteAt your sea
I think some do stupid things on purpose. As Crow T. Robot once said, I calculated my odds of succeeding and then did it anyway.
ReplyDeletehaha sometimes have to try
DeleteAnd see how things fly
Stupid come naturally for a lot of humans in our neck of the woods!
ReplyDeleteDid they all move there?
DeleteMaybe you need a new lair
Nice segue for Mary's post today!
ReplyDeleteYep, proved it with ease
DeleteAs the druggie did breeze
The Sense Shows The Dense!
ReplyDeleteHow thick his thinking went
Something stupid
Many of his bids
Could count as one of a kind
Hank
That it may
DeleteAt the end of the day
Common sense went out the door
ReplyDeletea long time ago I would say
lots of people doing silly things
gets them in trouble any old way
betty
That it will
DeleteAll for a thrill
My neighbors have no common sense. lol
ReplyDeleteThat is the truth
DeleteNuts at your booth
Sometimes my common sense takes a vacation- but often it helps guide me. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
Good it is in tow
DeleteAt least many a time at your show
Oh - can't decide whether I would rather have 'cents' or 'sense.' Perhaps common sense would yield more cents??
ReplyDeletehaha - that is true Mary
Deletehaha that it may
DeleteI'd rather take lots and lots of pay
Sometimes, the radar says do it even though common sense says don't be stupid.
ReplyDeleteThat it will
DeleteThe radar may need to chill
My mother always said she married my father just to inject some common sense into his offspring. I think it worked
ReplyDeletehaha that is a good one
DeleteGood common sense was spun
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ReplyDeleteA mistake
DeleteYou did make
Humans do stupid things indeed.
ReplyDeleteThat they do
DeleteNothing new
Some people are experts in doing stupid things. I know them.
ReplyDeleteThat they are
DeleteSuch people aren't far
Many people are just plain stupid
ReplyDeleteMany of their acts are putrid.
They do things that harm
They should be sent to some farm.
let them sling some shit
for real, not let them cry one damn bit
haha sounds good to me
DeleteAnd on them cows can pee
Both of my girls are book smart. Like really, really smart I don't know where they got it from. But when it comes to common sense, all thought goes out the window. I asked my oldest to sweep the deck one day and saw her pushing the broom around like a mop. My youngest will open the fridge, close it, then declare we are out of whatever she needed. She doesn't understand you have to MOVE stuff to see what's behind it. I think I've failed at parenting. I'll see myself out...
ReplyDeletehaha well you got them ready to read
DeleteAt least you got that one done at your feed
Stupid is the new smart.
ReplyDeleteThat it is
DeleteWith the brain biz
Just so we know
DeleteAt the kitty cat show
Know and do
DeleteAt one's zoo