Actually that is wrong. I should sing a different song. No breaking is had. You just open the door and let them into your pad. You do it every single day. Then some whine in dismay. But you let them in. So take it on the chin. Or maybe the ass. Now it's time for our pass.
Home is the best.
It's where you find zest.
Where you can relax.
Just pay the property tax.
If not, bye bye.
Could make you cry.
But we've sure been there.
No need for a repeat affair.
Who would it affair with though?
Damned if I know.
Let some clickbait solve that.
Oh look, solved by some gnat.
You look and you look.
They aren't a crook.
Collecting data on you.
Maybe watching you too.
Maybe not full on gawker,
But acting just like a stalker.
Yet you go back for more.
You just open the door.
Ads and trash.
Have a bash.
Clicks and clutter.
You need that butter.
News and leaks.
My, a girl speaks.
Or maybe a guy.
Oh me, oh oh oh my.
Home is the best.
But where's my rest?
Where's my time?
Oh look, some fool dropped a dime.
Has pics and all.
He can't stand tall.
Look at him bend.
This can't be the end.
Neighbor's at the door.
You want to throw your trash at my shore?
You want to gawk at me?
Get away, you are as freaky as can be.
Did you ever realize that? Boy, you humans really get eye rolls from the cat. You don't let people throw trash or gawk into your home, yet you allow plenty of both to roam. You have trash in heaps that wastes time by the ton. Then you whine that you have none. But really you are just allowing trash and gawking. At least there is no neighbor forcing you to do any talking. On such nonsense we'll hit block and take a pass. Trash of any kind bothers the OCD of my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Home is the best.
It's where you find zest.
Where you can relax.
Just pay the property tax.
If not, bye bye.
Could make you cry.
But we've sure been there.
No need for a repeat affair.
Who would it affair with though?
Damned if I know.
Let some clickbait solve that.
Oh look, solved by some gnat.
You look and you look.
They aren't a crook.
Collecting data on you.
Maybe watching you too.
Maybe not full on gawker,
But acting just like a stalker.
Yet you go back for more.
You just open the door.
Ads and trash.
Have a bash.
Clicks and clutter.
You need that butter.
News and leaks.
My, a girl speaks.
Or maybe a guy.
Oh me, oh oh oh my.
Home is the best.
But where's my rest?
Where's my time?
Oh look, some fool dropped a dime.
Has pics and all.
He can't stand tall.
Look at him bend.
This can't be the end.
Neighbor's at the door.
You want to throw your trash at my shore?
You want to gawk at me?
Get away, you are as freaky as can be.
Did you ever realize that? Boy, you humans really get eye rolls from the cat. You don't let people throw trash or gawk into your home, yet you allow plenty of both to roam. You have trash in heaps that wastes time by the ton. Then you whine that you have none. But really you are just allowing trash and gawking. At least there is no neighbor forcing you to do any talking. On such nonsense we'll hit block and take a pass. Trash of any kind bothers the OCD of my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Ninja attack!
ReplyDeleteGood morning Alex
DeleteGood morning, Truedessa!
DeleteAttacked for the win
DeleteWith this spin
With no Hank at all
DeleteAlex has a knack of being fast
DeleteEven in a 3-way tie he's not last
Hank
Alex sure has the way
DeleteOn many a day
I have plenty of trash that have accumulated over the years.
ReplyDeleteGreat verse Pat.
Yvonne.
Can do that
DeleteRather stat
I hit trash and delete on many things
ReplyDeleteIf no real joy it does bring....
Delete and go
DeleteHeigh ho heigh ho
Plenty of trash to distract us these days.
ReplyDeleteAnd it can be shiny
DeleteEven if tiny
We have trash talkers around here, I wish they would get tossed out!
ReplyDeleteTalkers too
DeleteToss em in the loo
No web cams here!
ReplyDeleteBest to avoid
DeleteEspecially for the paranoid
Trash can pile up. I took mine out this morning.
ReplyDeletePile it will
DeleteSure not a thrill
Oh me oh my!
ReplyDeleteTrash is on the fly!
Taken for a spin
By a swirly wind!
Can’t you put the lid on tight
And prevent such a dastardly sight?
Stuff it all in
DeleteAnd call it a win
I'm too busy working to look at junk.
ReplyDeleteGood way to be
DeleteLet the junk flee
I'm always getting rid of trash
ReplyDeleteno matter where it comes from
like to keep things simple and clean
even if it can be ho hum
betty
The best way
DeleteThen no trash on display
Yep. There are all kinds of tricky ways marketers use to spy on you.
ReplyDeleteYep, many out there
DeleteHave to beware
An affair on repeat?
ReplyDeleteThat's doubly wrong and sweet.
Selfish too.
Why'd you get two?
One affair for me
is fair.
The one on repeat
is for you.
A repeat ain't neat
DeleteOne is even more sweet
Trash is the worst and it never piles up here. Windy day has the neighbor's junk coming my way
ReplyDeleteJunk is a pain
DeleteAs it blows across the lane
Home is great but will disappear for sure if the tax bill isn't paid. It's not like the bed being unmade.
ReplyDeleteI'm de-cluttering my home right now... again. When I had my kitties and it was that time x2 of the year, they would help me. Ugh. The girls weren't much help.
Teresa
Yep, take it away they will.
Delete2 a year keeps it from being run on the mill
orlin N cassie
ReplyDeletetwo manee naybors frum everee witch way
N we like ta spiez on them de live long day
coz next ta nappin thatz what catz due de best
look at de time now; itz afturr noon rest ;)
♥♥☺☺
Watch from afar
DeleteGawk at their car
Let them know you're there
Give it one more stare
There's a lot of kinds of trash.
ReplyDeleteMany different kinds indeed
DeleteAt each and every feed
I'm wanting to declutter again and get rid of more of my trash and things I don't use anymore. Some is hard to let go of though.
ReplyDeleteSome one can be attached to
DeleteAs there is many a thing at one's zoo
Trash is truly everywhere. It's hard to avoid.
ReplyDeleteInternet without trash, the numbers would go void.
That they would
DeleteBut nice if they could
As much as possible, I try to be organized with my trash. I also throw or give the stuff we don't need.
ReplyDeleteA good way to be
DeleteThere at your sea
And then, of course, there are those who post their trash on social media... and in this case, by "trash" I can think of several interpretations of the word.
ReplyDeleteYep, can go every which way
DeleteAs they could change the trash day by day
The Useless Breaks In For A Spin!
ReplyDeleteTrash will cause many to just blink
Wasting of other's time
To rid off their chimes
Supposedly they enjoy having a fling
Hank
That they do
DeleteSupposedly true
De-cluttering my house is on my list to do.
ReplyDeleteGet rid of the old stuff and bring in the new.
New for old
DeleteCan be gold
I've been on a decluttering mission for the past few months. I think I'm the one keeping Salvation Army up and running with all of the carloads I've dropped off there so far. Still have probably 2 more to drop off yet when I go through my girl's rooms.
ReplyDeletehaha you sure are on a roll
DeleteWill the girls mind your goal?
There's a lot of decluttering going on from the sounds of things.
ReplyDeleteMarie Kondo inspired sparks of joy happiness brings.
That she may
DeletePffft we say
Haha! Terry keeps telling me to apply the spark-of joy-test to my book collection. Only problem is my books set off sparks like fireworks on the 4th of July.
Deletehaha her test can shove it then
DeleteKeep em all at your den
I sent a private message on Facebook and then got ads sent to my email. Next week I'm going to request the winning lottery numbers. Wish me luck!
ReplyDeletehaha good luck with it
DeleteJust share if the numbers you hit
The wind whirls around
ReplyDeleteand the trash goes on the town.
It seems to like our house
sends my hubby in fits like a ten foot mouse.
that would be something to see...actually.
haha sure could be a youtube hit
DeleteIf you got a pic of it