Beep Beep Beep Take The Leap!

Did you leap on in? I doubt that at any bin. How can you leap and click a link too? That would take some doing at your zoo. I suppose if you had a clicker it would go quicker.

Big and bold.
Title's pure gold.
Can't help but click.
My, the world's ick.

So worse than before.
At every single shore.
It is just so bad.
It makes me sad.

Switch on fun.
Give TV a run.
Oh another cop show.
Crime sure isn't low.

Everyone's a cop.
The crime rate will never drop.
Murderers are everywhere.
The world is so unfair.

Such a bad place.
Put's a frown on my face.
So so so bad.
I blame everything at my pad.

People who speak.
People who seek.
Movies with scary stuff.
Oh look, an ass in the buff.

That is soooooooo bad.
Way more than a tad.
Makes the mad umm mad.
So so so not a fad.

Blame the whos and whats.
They are all nuts.
Blame the whats and whos.
Just look at the news.

It's all bad bad bad.
A clickbait isn't had.
No way, that's what it is.
No need to take a quiz.

Soooooooo sad.
Not like the day of my dad.
It is sooo of today.
Look. A new cop show on display.

Pfffffffffffffffffffft is all I give people who whine like that. You do realize clickbait articles are there to get views which can = $$$$$$$$ at their pad. What gets them looks, good or bad? Do I need to answer that? What gets news views as they chew the fat? Notice how the same story gets run into the ground by everyone? And these so-called experts come in as it is spun? All comes back to $$$$$$$$$$ in the end. Many of us live in the safest time no matter this stupid clickbait/news now/big bad/PC nut trend. So when you want to say "it was better back in the day" all you'll get from me is sass. Or I'll invent time travel and you can go back and get hung from a tree, head chopped off, or catch the plague thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Comments

  1. Dumb to click on those.
    Although not fair to blame the Whos down in Whoville.

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  2. I fall for the nutrition ones all the time.

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  3. Don't bite the bait, it's nasty!

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  4. I don’t want to click news bait, to that I can wait...
    they like to lure you but, I hesitate to take a bite. I’d rather go fly a kite...haha

    I haven’t done that in a long time..

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    1. haha can sing a tune
      As you fly it over a sand dune

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  5. easy for me to ignore the shiny

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  6. What's sad is how many people fall for those.

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    1. Yep, many do
      And over and over again at their zoo

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  7. I avoid clickbait, but occasionally I get tricked. Makes me furious! And you're right: This is the best the world has been for almost all of its inhabitants. Meanwhile, I am flying on Southwest today, and I am so glad that the 737 Max is grounded! Have a good one, my friend!

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    1. Yep, I roll my eyes if tricked we be
      Back to travel for thee?

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  8. Beep Beep Beep Take The Leap!
    Go right in right to the deep
    Just set up base
    Right in the face
    Click-bait or not go to sleep

    Hank

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  9. I do click on them but am wiser now
    I don't continue on their site
    Just close it down and move on
    Rather than put up with that blight.

    betty

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    1. Moving on is the way
      Much better for one's day

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  10. Clickbait is the worst. There are so many clickbait article on Twitter, it's so annoying.

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    1. Yep, sooo many show
      Ignore the links in tow

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  11. Clickbait is very annoying. I bet a lot of people take the bait, though.

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  12. Have a good one and stay away from the clicks:)

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  13. Clickclockclick. Both are annoying.


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  14. Yep, there are many pros and cons in this era as opposed to others. Everything's a trade-off. So whine away, all!

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  15. Wile E. Coyote fell for tons
    Of clickbait that gave him the runs
    No Roadrunner was the prize
    For believing all the ACME lies

    Meep meep!

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  16. I've bitten once or twice
    The result is never nice.

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  17. As long as people keep falling for the click bait, it's going to keep on popping up. Such a disgusting part of the internet, I think.

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    1. Yep, that it is indeed
      But fall for it at many a feed

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  18. I like to read anything these days. Some are good, others not. just keep away from the not so good ones.

    Yvonne.

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  19. Maybe I am showing my blonde
    For that, I am not fond
    To say, what is click bait?
    Sorry, to say I know my fate

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    1. Click bait is titles that make you click
      Then it turns out the article is crap by some umm dick

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  20. TV for me is usually boring.
    I often find myself snoring.

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