We Have A Connection To Such And Such And Such An Election!

The cat never surely knew. We have a connection to something that's big, hairy, red, and blue. Now that is surely grand. It changes everything...err ummm...yeah right in our land.

We see and shake.
We do a triple take.
We search and search.
You rang, says Lurch.

I've said it too.
Copyright at my zoo?
Damn any of that.
Can't sue a cat.

Back on rhyme.
We left for a time.
A time you can't tell.
Could raise some hell.

The party or nutball kind.
Both annoy my behind.
But that's nothing new.
It's something dumb humans do.

Back to the start.
He took it to heart.
Poor guy went and cried.
He bummed a car ride.

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Did his bum do the ringing?
Do farts end up singing?
Do we want to know?
The odds are probably low.

The car sent things in the air.
Like pollution that's not very rare.
The wind blew it near.
Woweee, it connected to my rhyming rear.

I feel so special now.
I just want to meow.
The connection came due.
It just can't be true.

My mind is a mess.
More and not less.
I just can't believe it.
I'm about to have a fit.

The guy won a shoe store election.
Now that is quite the connection.
I feel so honored that I found it.
On second thought, I don't give a shit.

Do you scour everything and anything for a connection to something out there? Or maybe someone at your lair? Does it make you any different in the end? Or are you just a crazy nut that's gone around the bend? Whoopi, you are connected to someone's car that gave off gas. Yeah, that will truly impress, not really, my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.


  1. I would like to feel "Connected" to my family.

    Enjoyed the read Pat, have a good day.


  2. I am connected to WiFi right now allowing me to post at your sea...

    Have a great day!

  3. We Have A Connection To Such And Such And Such An Election!
    Wonderful to be connected in any kind of fashion can be fun
    Around with something big
    And may have to be quick
    Done at the spur of the moment or connected while on the run


  4. We are all six degrees from Kevin Bacon. That's as close a connection as we get.

  5. It's a small world after all . . . .

  6. Connected is good for lots of things and disconnected is better for a break!

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  8. The whole world exploded yesterday
    When FB and IG were down for the day

    Stupid autocorrect!!!

    1. Yep, it went nuts
      They actually have to get off their butts

  9. I think I'm one of the crazy nuts that's gone round the bend:)

  10. connected is better sometimes and diconnected too lol !haha

  11. Nope, don't feel the need for connections
    at my place
    just want to do my job
    and contribute to life's race


  12. My scouring days are done and over
    because I found only misery, never a four-leafed clover.
    I'd rather spend my days online
    helping others feel fine
    the rest is spent lounging about
    unless I'm at work, then I want to shout
    at least my bff is there
    and good laughs are shared.


    1. Shout we want too
      With the 9-5 coming due
      But onward we go
      And then relax in tow

  13. I am connected to my computer, metaphorically speaking.

  14. I didn't sleep well last night, so I am about to go connect with my bed. That's the only connection I want to think about right now.

  15. No, not really into going and looking for a lot of info on things that really don't mean anything.

  16. I’m connected to internet. Sometimes I need to be disconnected, though!

  17. I am connected to all these cats, I guess. But they are very entertaining, so a good thing to be connected.Have a good day Pat.

  18. I've disconnected from a lot of things since I retired, and that's the way I like it.

  19. I connect with who I want to be with and have chosen to uconnect with negative people who are, truly, just awful

    1. Negative and the ones that think their shit don't stink
      Toss them away in a blink


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