Humans - A Choking Hazard!


Pat says we are boxed in. He wouldn't let me out at our bin. He was trying to stifle me. Joke's on him. He still has to scoop my pee.

Yeah, we are sorta back. Although May will suck at our shack. So won't be around much, but will still reach out here and there and touch. After that we'll show a bit more. But now we are unboxed at our shore. Meaning anything and everything can still show, just that it may in more than just a rhyming flow. At first it was how dare Pat. Changed the name, updated the header, updated the layout, and showed his ugly mug all over our mat. But....


I looked at him like this.
How dare a day he make me miss.
He deserves to be ignored.
He tried to make me bored.


I went to Cass for help.
She ignored my yelp.
Look at her ignoring me.
I am against Pat and Cassie.


Then I walked by.
She ignored this guy.
She was so snug.
Relaxed like a bug.


"Now you are getting it. You..."

Hey, no rhyme.
Don't drop a dime.
At least that would be me.
No longer at our sea.


Hmm. So I tried.
I gave these other things a ride.
I went after the interloper more.
He didn't like my roar.


I tried the poop machine toys with Cass.
It was fun for my rhyming ass.
I even chewed up a block.
The poop machines may have been in shock.


And I relaxed.
Not that I was taxed.
But I spread out and wasn't go go go.
More to life sometimes, you know?


Plus, Pat gets this.
To it I hiss.
He can keep it.
Don't want that shit.


And more of these.
Worse than fleas.
Or maybe a bad breeze.
So about the time freeze.


Live and let live with it.
Back to enjoying each hit.
Not a job like the tree and mud crap.
Rhyme, normal, Cassie, Drazin, whenever, wherever, whoever is now how we shall yap.

Anything happening about? Feel free to check the new layout out. Pat's skills at code tweaking aren't perfect by any means. So if you see any errors on your screens, let us know. And so ends this flow. Relax and enjoy is the way. Much better at the end of the day, especially when you have to slave away for pay. So now at Pat Hatt Time we all shall play. May confuse as many speak, but bah, you can figure it out by now at our creek.

"You think?"

It will be fine, Cass. I'm not that confusing of a little rhyming ass.

"Drazin doesn't know about that as Drazin thinks you are both fleabags."

Hmm confuse it may....

"Only if Pat talks like an idiot and brings that bald head buffoon about."

Yeah, blame it all on Pat. Hmm another perk of letting him share with the cat. So we shall see what, when, and where comes to be. But now everything will be posted at our updated sea. No set time, no set topic, no set post, just when and what we want at our coast. Although no matter what comes to pass, snark will still amass, the cat will still show with Cass, and you can bet that I'll forever stay a little rhyming ass.

Enjoy the day, come what may.

Comments

  1. Everything sure looks mighty fine and it’s nice to see all y’all!

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  2. I'm glad to see you back kinda. Hopefully things are better with you. I like the new layout.

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  3. Nice to see you back, Pat!

    Hank

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  4. Welcome back! Like the new digs. Cats might not like change but change is good.

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    1. Yeah, change always takes place unless on is like some cats and refuse to let it. Mine are good to go as we've moved so much.

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  5. I have a cat now. She has the confidence of a kitten and goes wherever she wants, Dogs be damned.

    I'll have to do some catching up. It looks like all is well with you.

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    1. haha that is the way to be. Go wherever no matter what the dogs think about it.

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    2. Geez, you haven't posted in a while at your sea either.

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  6. Yeah! Looks like I can finally comment on my desktop! So glad to see you back and looking so good, my friend. So, you moved? I always enjoy your posts, Pat, so whenever and whatever works for me.

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    1. Couldn't comment on desktop before? I think I remember you saying that. Haven't moved yet, but getting there for #19. Enjoy is the way, so back to enjoying posting again instead of forcing the whole every day thing.

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  7. LOL - some grumpy kitties there. But I love the new look, Pat. I wouldn't want to drive on that muddy road though.

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    1. haha yeah they can get grumpy. Ugg, that road isn't even the half of the crap ones I've had to go down.

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  8. Look at you, back with a whole new look! I like it! Hopefully things will calm down a bit for you soon. We've miss you!

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    1. Calm down would be nice. Can't be missed if we never leave though, huh? So perk there?

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  9. Oh no! Sorry about the weather, that's just not right. We all want sunny skies right now. LOVE all the kitty pictures, they look pretty comfy in most of them. Nice new blog look. Very cool, it's fun to change things up now and again.

    Sandy's Space

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    1. Fun to change things up now and then indeed. They sure know how to get comfy.

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  10. Wow, I see you have a new layout. Seems I missed something, as you were gone for a while. I hope you are okay & back again!

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    1. Been away at your sea too?
      Okay is relative, but we push on through.

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  11. Good to have you and your crew back!

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  12. I love your new layout! Good to see you!

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    1. Upgraded. Now if some parts could be swapped out.

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  14. I sorta say welcome back since you're sorta back. Sweet new look - fun!
    I look forward to more new adventures with cats, Drazin, and more.

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    1. Sorta welcomes work too. More new adventures shall come due.

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  15. Woo hoo! Glad to see you back, Cat! I like your new look. You were very much missed ~ kind of like the world being off its axis. I'm glad that you relaxed ~ there is more to life! I'm trying to chill more myself. Hope that muddy road dries up soon ~ definitely don't miss that part of Nova Scotian life! Have a great week!

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    1. Of the axis can't be good
      All would float away in each hood

      Yeah, those crummy side roads suck a bunch.

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  16. I do like the new look that I see
    bit different but it works
    glad to see you are back as you can be
    and the cats are not covered with fleas!

    Always good to take a break
    but glad you are back in the land
    now don't be too much of a stranger
    because if you aren't that would make life grand

    betty

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    1. A stranger we'll try not to be
      But then strange are we

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  17. I like the new look. Lots going on at your place. The cats look adorable. The road and fallen tree business do not. Good luck with navigation!

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    1. Keep busy we can do. Yeah, sucks when out and about in that crap.

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  18. Sure good to see you back. Love all the kitty kat pictures. We like the new look too. Looks like a
    lot going on at your place. Take care Pat.

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    1. Keep on a going at our show
      With the cats or Pat in tow

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  19. wavez two ewe orlin N cassie....like stalkz oh corn we finded ya :) yur new page rox !! hope all bee well at yur place N tell dad we said HI; onlee if ya want two tho ;) ♥♥

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    1. We may pass it along, if he doesn't do anything wrong.

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  20. Dynamite new layout and the new look in general. I notice you're not rhyming in the comments section, as well. Interesting. Should be a fun ride from here on in...

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    1. Gave it a make over indeed. As figured the books needed a bit more professional pages and wanted something a bit different than the typical blog. I can rhyme any old time, but Pat Hatt Books kinda was like people expect book stuff and It's Rhyme Time kinda leaned to rhyme all the time, so this way I can post rhyme, normal, or whatever with each endeavor. Not that I couldn't before, but still Pat Hatt Time opens up everything.

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    2. Some still think I'm away with the change. I did lose my hit list on the side though. Just poofed away when I updated. Hmmm.

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  21. That mud crap sure looks crap
    Can't be solved by another app
    How dare a day he make you miss
    Still beats a crappy kiss
    Or a bucket of piss
    Or a chick on a stick
    Or a snake steak
    Or a Scoobt snack
    At your shack.

    Just so you know
    At the Kitty Cat Show!

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    1. Crap indeed
      At any feed
      Today saw a bottle of pee
      Could get it to you for free?

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    2. Not today
      Enough pee at my bay
      Could send some gold, though
      Could use some of that at my show

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    3. It was in the bushes
      But nothing from tushes
      Would that be gold?
      An egg take hold

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  22. Welcome back! We left the light on for ya.
    Nice layout!

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  23. Welcome back Pat. I see the new layout and comment section. Good thing the rhyming verses and cat's photos are still the same. Hope all is well with you (and your cats).

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  24. Fascinating! I love it. You did a great job.

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  25. Hi Pat and cats !Im so happy you come back !
    I miss you all !!
    Welcome again !
    Nice new look !!
    Hugs

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  26. Scooping pee?
    As easy as can be.
    Except for the smell.
    As far as I can tell.

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    1. Bah, nothing to it
      When you can't smell shit

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  27. Great pic of you and Orlin:)
    Have a good one.

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  28. Testing one two three four
    Three times I’ve done this before
    Rebooted the phone
    Firefox, Safari, typing my fingers to the bone
    All to say, my, what a change!
    Everything so different at your range!
    It’s good to have you back;
    Now comments my blog won’t lack!

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    1. haha worked before too
      Just posted on another post instead at my zoo

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    2. I did?!? I couldn't get any of my "unsuccessful" comments to show on my phone. On any blog. Mine included. Once on this very post, right below mail4rosey, it even said my comment would be moderated. I knew you get spammed a bunch, but that shocked me! I ended up deleting apps and reinstalling, rebooting the phone more than once, and then finally learning how to clear the cache in Safari. Then it finally worked, and I could see the comment.

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    3. Wow, went through the ringer. Yeah, it posted a few posts ago. I have moderation on for when anyone comments on a post more than 6 days old.

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  29. Nice new look! Wow! Very spiffy! :) Really enjoyed the photos of you and the cats. Everyone is looking great!

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    1. We went for spiffy-ing it up. Looking great works, now just the feel part.

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