Phoning It In!


Greetings all. This is a post from an unidentified visitor. I have a very keen observation sense and it would seem that it is needed when this human Pat is out in the woods and the cat is doing...whatever it is cats do.


Were you thinking something like the above? That is a usual human thought but, as per usual, you are wrong.


This is more like it. Need a second go?


They had to get right up there.


Here's one for all you curious types. Admit it. You thought about me.


Now where was I after I so rudely had my keaster sniffed? Is that still a valid word for your hind section? Amazing how things shift with your primitive language. Oh, right. Phoning it in.


Here you are. I just phoned it in. Need to go further? You humans are so...


There you are. All phoned in. Now doesn't that make you warm and tingly all over? No? Oh? You were already warm and tingly after the above picture of me keaster? That is something I don't need to know. You can phone a friend about that.

The cat takes no liability for you becoming addicted to alien porn or if a fetish with aliens is born. The above is read at your own risk. Boy, things must be brisk. Cassie must have liked his gas. He wasn't getting near my....


"Put me right to sleep"

Since Pat changed the name now everyone is interrupting my little rhyming...

"Fleabags, since when did your human become a nudist?"

Even him? This is grim. I need to go find a singing bass. At least I can pull the batteries when it interrupts my little rhyming ass.


Phone it in and you may never win!

Comments

  1. Where did you get the two foot tall alien? Poor guy has no parts. Unless it's a girl.

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    1. haha the internet has everything. Or maybe his parts are there just have a covering for them. Alien biology.

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  2. Well, that was a bit creepy!

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  3. So, when ET phoned, it was to your house? Nice to have answers after all these years.

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    1. Finally got here after all those years too

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  4. It looks like the alien got probed instead.

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  5. An alien nudist for the weekend is a bit unusual but we'll go with it MOL!

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    1. Another unnecessary sequel. Damn, we've been bought.

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  7. Do we want to know why you have a 2 foot alien at your house? Probably not. I will say, I think it's kind of cute. Not in an alien porn kind of way, but in a wanting to add it to my Halloween stash of mish mash doo dads.

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    1. I'm going to use it for Christmas time. Stick a hat on it and away we'll go. As for why, there may be two poop machines his size that may run in fear from it lol

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  8. No aliens for me. ET go home.

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  9. I wouldn't want to wake up with him/her/it?? in the room! It would scare the c@@p out of me!

    I can see why the cat is looking at it so intently!

    betty

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    1. Maybe paint its eyes glow in the dark, that would light up the room, no?

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  10. Alien porn, huh? Hmmm.... Hard to have porn with no... err.. naughty bits.

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    1. Maybe those naughty bits are reverted inside. Opens up like a doorway when ready to use?

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  11. orlin N cassie; thiz dood doez knot noe that butt sniffin iz a complee mint...
    eye gotta go smellz makcerullz azz rite now.....heerz ta a happee week end :) ♥♥

    tuna ~~

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  12. Your cats crack me up ~ I'd be staring at that apparition too! ROFLMAO! You'll get no judgment from me for having an alien in the house. I wanted to get a T-rex to put by our doorstep as a push back against all the cutsie gnomes, fairies, frogs, and assorted objects decorating our neighbors' yards. Terry has big gaps in his sense of humor, so no T-rex. I have to console myself with real rabbits living under our front doorstep.

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    1. haha oh I'd have the T-rex on the lawn and put the alien on its back. I'd also get a couple of mooning not so cutsie gnomes.

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  13. Glad you have little party goin' on!

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  14. There are no words...The cat looks regal and in charge.
    Sandy's Space

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  15. A bit of crochet that dude requires!
    Yes, indeed, perhaps a Clint Eastwood poncho inspires...

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    1. May need a little cover up
      All may think him a frisky pup

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  16. Wait a sec -
    What the heck!
    You mention risk, once it's already been read
    And you put all sorts of ideas in my perverse head.

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    1. haha one man...thing...whatever with no profile
      Who knows if it's your style

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  17. Lol...forget the alien. I love that Cassie. Gorgeous girl!

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    1. Cassie sure can pose away, at least when she allows it. Good with the poop machines too.

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  18. Alien porn? Is that like tentacle porn...because I've never seen that. *looks around* never. You need some pants. *pinches butt*

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    1. haha now getting really frisky. A butt pinch and all. And now you had me go look up tentacle porn...umm

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    2. Oh no, don't look that up. LOL

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  19. After seeing this alien, I have to rethink my whole attitude about creatures from outer space. Love the kitty pictures. Hope I don't have bad dreams tonight.

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    1. I take it you don't want Martians coming to visit you? lol

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  20. Alien hienies don't phase cats. They already know who rules the world. :)

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  21. Alien porn. I wouldn't have thought of that:)
    Enjoy your weekend.

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  22. That's some alien butt, all right.

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  23. The bare-assed alien
    seems to be in a big funk.
    What is most salient?
    Someone has stolen his junk.

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    1. And now he can't have fun
      All because of area 51

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  24. Yikes! Alien porn made me laugh. But seriously I had not thought of ET in a long time!! Thanks for tweaking my memory.

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    1. Tweaking it is good every now and then as it keeps it working.

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  25. I am More concerned that you actually have this alien doll. Thankfully I see no hole anywhere:).

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    1. haha nope, got a sex doll already for that. Hole and all.

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