Pat Hatt Time

Look of disgust describes it all.
They say numbers don't lie, but I guess they fail to factor p…

The cat doesn't get this as I slink away, but Pat gets it nearly every single day. Even back in…

It seems some are obsessed with that little grey fellow. Maybe because he's a bit mellow? Beats…

Welcome to a very special unredacted Q&A. Those guys at Area 52 tried to keep me quiet. They a…

No one at this wretched place will ever appreciate the little details. They will never appreciate …

People always ask about another's day. Not really wanting to know anyway. But guess what? I…

The cat isn't really writing this, neither is Pat or Miss Priss. That would be Cassie if you d…