Pat Hatt Time

Look of disgust describes it all.
They say numbers don't lie, but I guess they fail to factor p…

The cat doesn't get this as I slink away, but Pat gets it nearly every single day. Even back in…

It seems some are obsessed with that little grey fellow. Maybe because he's a bit mellow? Beats…

Welcome to a very special unredacted Q&A. Those guys at Area 52 tried to keep me quiet. They a…

No one at this wretched place will ever appreciate the little details. They will never appreciate …

People always ask about another's day. Not really wanting to know anyway. But guess what? I…