This Is Your Post At My Coast!


The cat isn't really writing this, neither is Pat or Miss Priss. That would be Cassie if you didn't know. We can't take credit for the flow. Like the above, even if two, the flow is all for you with love. It just isn't the right thing. This is your ring. Not just yours, but yours and yours and yours too. Wow. You are all in sync with what you put in view.

This is the best.
It passes every test.
I should say you.
Each word is true.

Your car needs this and this.
It will leave you in complete bliss.
Such a state of mind is grand.
It is all for you but money in hand.

We are letting you go.
But it is all for you, you know.
We don't want to hold you back.
So we are doing for you and giving you the sack.

This is in your best interest.
You need a house guest.
So I'll just move in over there.
You'll hardly know I'm here, I swear.

This is where you should go.
It is so close to so and so.
You'll love being close by.
Then they...I mean you...won't have to fly.

This house is so you.
It has the best view.
I know it is because you got the dough.
But it is so you, don't you know.

We want to move your money here.
It is so much better than near.
It will give you great things in the end.
Besides, who wants to make money and spend.

It's a simple upgrade.
No need to even trade.
Just keep them both.
For you it promotes growth.

And don't forget my work.
You doing it is your perk.
It teaches you new skills and such.
But shhh, don't speak of it much.

You are the best.
You pass every test.
All of this is for you.
Believe everything to be true.

Don't you love that? How they spin stuff when they chew the fat. It is all the best course of action for you or some shit when really they aren't thinking of you one bit. They just want what they want in the end and will go on a conning trend. And they are even enough of a wanker to believe many don't see. Pffft they should just fall in cat pee. But wasn't this post grand that came to pass? It was yours and yours and maybe a bit from my little rhyming ass.

When they come to con, throw them out on the lawn.

Comments

  1. A winner of oa poem Pat. most enjoyable to read.

    Enjoy your week.

    Yvonne.

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  2. You got yourself one of those lovely retention basins?

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  3. I'm so grateful this poem was for ME. Why are all of these other folks commenting. And do I get a free toaster for reading this. Oh wait, it was on an installment plan? Yeah, thanks for nothing.

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    1. You get charged 0 interest on the first 3 months though.

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  4. You have to arm yourself with skepticism when approaching anything offered these days!

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  5. This Is Your Post At My Coast!
    Gives the right for us to boast
    Not in a hurry
    But just be wary
    Concern for safety the utmost

    Hank

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  6. If it works for you then for you it works!

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  7. They can try talking me into things for my car but I know better. And they always want to sell me a new one.

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  8. For a sewage drain, that water looks pretty clean.

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    1. Should see one place I went, blah times ten.

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  9. Hey, it actually looks nice though. And the water looks clean. Lovely picture.

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    1. I think it is more of a road way water thingy, still wouldn't trust it.

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  10. No one ever looks out for my own good, its always for their own good and their gain.

    betty

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    1. Yep, that is the way it goes with 99% of people in one's life.

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  11. How could there be so many bests?
    So many that ace every test
    and stand out far about the rest?
    So cliche, it makes me snooze.
    I'll take failure with its room to lose.

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    1. Failure teaches more
      Then some best encore
      So that is the best
      Unless you fail a driver's test

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  12. This is so you!
    Sure, Scooby Doo
    You are so great!
    Beats getting hate
    You need that or that!
    Like you're a dog or a cat.

    Great post
    From coast to coast
    Just so you know
    At that Kitty Cat Show

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    1. Yippeee
      For mee
      Great post you see
      All for me

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    2. Cat, Jax is back -- THE Jax.
      No need for tax
      How can this be
      In the place to be?

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    3. Can I tax viewers for reading my posts??? :P

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    4. Why doesn't THAT surprise me one bit?

      Tax them, Jax.

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    5. haha you could try, away they may fly

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  13. You have to watch out for yourself or you'll be talked into something you don't want.

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    1. That you will and get hit with a hefty bill

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  14. orlin N cassie..... thiz proovez catz R de smarter spee sheez....we wood never fall for thiz bee and ess !!! ♥♥

    total lee aweum fotoz bye de way~~~~ :) ☺☺

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    1. Yep, we are way smarter. Even make then clean our crap.

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  15. If they talk long enough, their words burrow into your brain.

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  16. You have to watch out for yourself and check if what it says is true. Love the view. Where you on vacation? Have a good week.

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    1. Have to seek the truth indeed. Nope, just the same old roundabout stuff when out and about.

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  17. haha - I heard enough of that when looking for a car...this car is so you, it will get you far.
    Watch out for personal agendas.

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    1. Personal agendas are there 99% of the time. I guess I can get a good photo now and then.

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  18. I trust cat but most others I should not!

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  19. Don't ya love those 'great deal' calls?

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  20. When it comes right down to it, it's every man/woman for his/herself.

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  21. Yes, my grown nephew is living with his mom for 2 years running now, doing no work around the house (she even mows the lawn) and giving her a twenty-dollar bill here and there (he works full-time). Now he's bringing home his gf and trying to get her to be able to move in too (she has no job, no car, etc.). And he's mad at his mom...saying he hasn't moved out for several reasons and knows she needs him there, bwahahahahahhaha It's for her good, you know. I stay out of it.

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    1. lmao that is rather sad indeed. For him. Can't even mow the lawn? Pffft she needs to move and leave him there with everything. See how he does.

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  22. A door to door salesman we had recently,
    Everything is better from him we could see;
    Promises galore he did speak,
    But we knew he was far from meek!

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  23. Love those sneaky people who are always trying to upsell for their own gain. What's even worse though is when I go to Goodwill and they always want me to round my change up to the nearest dollar. No, I don't want to give you an extra 93¢. You're already making an enormous profit on shit you didn't even pay to get in the first place.

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    1. Yeah, but they want more. Don't you want to help with some poor employee's ocd? Has to be even haha

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    2. I'd rather support the poor employees than lining the overpaid CEO's pockets even more.

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    3. Yep, they need it more than some rich asshole. But oh no, it all goes back to the charity, community, whatever. Pffft right.

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  24. People put spins on everything! :)

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  25. We had a houseguest that stayed....and stayed....and stayed. When he left so did some of our belongings. Live and learn.

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    1. Yeah, have to watch those ones that never leave and have sticky fingers when they do.

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  26. You can't sugar coat a poo sandwich, but still they try.

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  27. Ah yes, this is all in our best interest
    Then we can pin it on Pinterest.
    That home is to good to be true.
    Oh well, the bank will take it from you.
    Upgrade and have fun
    til you lose your job-"thanks a ton!"
    In your best interest
    Yup, well, always have those pics on Pinterest.

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    1. Will always have those
      Can strike a pose
      One before broke
      And you become a bridge bloke

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  28. I was told there would be snacks here but all I got was a lousy poem.

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    1. Got some cat scat left over if that's your thing. Works for dogs.

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  29. Pat, you have a great weekend.

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  30. I think I may print this out and post it on my front door next to a "No Soliciting" sign. Earlier this week some young man knocked on my door. I answered and the first thing he said was "Is your husband home or someone who makes the decisions in the household?" I shut the door right in his face!! On top of soliciting who knows what on my stoop, you're going to insult me and assume I can't make household decisions??

    P.S. Good job Cassie Cat. But, what did you do with Orlin???

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    1. lol his career in sales isn't going to last very long if he starts off with a line like that. Idiot. Good for you to slam it in his face.

      Orlin is still there, just on the bottom.

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  31. After my long vacation road trip my van is due for service. I can hardly wait to hear what they say that I need. And I don't even want to think about my next trip to the dentist. Maybe I should just follow the advice of don't bother doing anything until something is really broken.

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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    1. But then they just charge you more and more because it is so broken.

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  32. Wish I could find somebody to not forget my work. Heh.

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  33. It's pretty sad, but in the end people often only care about themselves

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