Expect The Expected!


You flip a switch.
The light comes on.
Unless there's a glitch.
Either way, no con.

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Inanimate has the way.
Does or doesn't and that's it.
When it comes to the human fray,
They are full of umm err spit.

This is what I want.
This is what you must be.
What? How dare you taunt.
You have to completely accept me.

Thanks for offering to take me there.
But we need to stop here, here, here, and here.
Don't say no or it wouldn't be fair.
All spots are somewhat, sorta, maybe near.

You should do this and this.
I wouldn't do it though.
But you do it or I'll hiss.
I just wanted you to know.

This is for your benefit.
I'll get the raise, but it's for you.
That's how I presented it.
Glad you don't have a clue.

This is what you should do.
I don't have any but it is what should be done.
Whether kids, cats, dogs, or a whole zoo.
I know, because I know someone.

This is what I would do.
What is it with you?
I told you what was true.
Why can't you get a clue?

My opinion is fact.
It is just the way it is.
Don't do another act.
There will be no re-quiz.

You shouldn't write this.
You shouldn't write like that.


Pffft...my ass you can kiss.
So says the cat.

Don't you love it when such people says such things? There are sooooo many variations where so-called wisdom springs. When usually they are full of more than spit. Although some won't believe it. They think they walk on golden grass. Got news for them, I used it to relieve more than gas. Know any such users, know-it-alls, credit takers, changers, or just plain lazy people at your sea? I bet it is yes, as there are so many that they fall out of a tree. I kinda cheat rhymed once too. But pffft, think I care at my zoo? I think I'll stick with Cass and giving them sass. It is much more sane for my already crazy little rhyming ass.

Cut out the fat, as you don't have to live like that.

Comments

  1. Rare is the fact but plenty of opinions running around.

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  2. the old saying - opinions and assholes - everyone has them. Happy Monday!

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  3. There are always those who just want to tell you what to do.

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  4. Lots of advice out there freely given. One must be discerning with what they want to take from it. Lots of hot air being blown around indeed!

    Betty

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  5. Yes, it does seem as though the 'experts' are the ones who have never actually experienced whatever they claim to know all about.

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    1. Yep, those experts are an expert at BS...maybe

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  6. Well, really, there are a lot of people who have opinions on what other people should do!! In my opinion they should just worry about themselves!

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    1. That they should. But that would require them actually realizing how full of crap they are.

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  7. "My opinion is fact" must be the White House occupant's motto.

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  8. My mom used to ask me to take her one place and then once I was there she wanted to stop at 6 other places. lol

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    1. That is the way some sure go. Wow, your image is huge

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    2. LOL, this scared me a bit as I was scrolling down to comment. Thought a ghost hijacked your page :P

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    3. haha I was just like wtf. Hopefully it is a one off and no dumb error. Just what I need.

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    4. Mary and one other person's profile pic is huge on my comment page today. I'm not sure what the issue is.

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    5. So it's not just me? Good to know it's a google issue.

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  9. well, my hubby is great in saying this exact sentence and I have said, more than once, "no I don't need your opinion" or I let him blab and then do what i was doing anyway. It drives him nuts. He likes to think his way is better and sometimes, damn, he is right, but not all the time. I just say, " that is your opinion and duly noted and thrown away." At one point or another I think we have all been guilty of this so now, I try my best to not offer any opinion unless asked.

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    1. Yeah, we all have been guilty a time or ten, but not all of us think it is gospel. Good way to go about it, fun to drive one nuts too lol

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  10. orlin N cassie ...... de bozz just snuck bak inta werk N we forgot what we waz gonna say coz de food gurl had ta make like her waz.... werkin....well, heerz hopin ya haza total lee awesum happee healthee 2020... !! :) ♥♥

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  11. Oh yes, seems like everyone around me knows everything about everything. Heh.

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  12. Yes, some people have to act like they know everything abut everything.

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  13. Everyone's an expert
    but nobody knows for sure
    what it means to be an expert
    or where to dump all that manure.

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  14. I'm not turning on the ceiling fan

    no I'm not buying it dinner first either.

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  15. Lots of opinions out there for sure. :)

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  16. Don’t you love when people say “don’t expect anything!” You immediately expect something. So this post is about hypocrites? The people who give advice but don’t practice what they preach. Those are the worst! There’s a girl at my job who’s in a relationship with another mans wife. She’s abused by him in many ways on top of it. Then she tries to get him to leave his wife for her. The best is, she walks around giving relationship advice and people actually listen to her!!! Like, heeellllooo!! Lol

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    1. I meant to say another woman’s man, but that didn’t come out right the first time.. lol

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    2. lol well woman could work too if that's her thing. Yeah, she sure seems like one to avoid at all costs with relationship advice.

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  17. If its a good advice, sure but when it is preaching and overstepping, no thank you. A lot of things people can tell you for sure, but its really up to you.

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  18. Gotta love unsolicited advice. Seems like everyone has an opinion these days.

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  19. Ah yes there are many people who insist their opinion is the fact :-(

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    1. That they do, many a time over and over and over

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  20. lol, Opinion is perception and most people get stuck in rut with single focus which is so annoying and we all do it to some extent because it the human condition. I really hope mine is much, much, milder as I try to keep an open mind and stay non-judging. I try to stick with the gut and the heart and resort to silence when that is to the betterment. Yeah its tough and still learning and practicing to do it.

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    1. Tough to learn indeed. But many just harp on it and stick to that focus, refusing any other way. Some do need to really open their eyes, or just shut up lol

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  21. Well dang, I know I was here and commented, I said everyone is entitled to their own wrong opinion!

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    1. Blogger seems to be being glitchy I guess. That they surely are indeed.

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  22. Raised two kids who fit the bill;
    Driving me over the hill!
    Can’t take suggestions from anyone;
    Must avoid responsibility and seek fun!

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    1. Fun doesn't last
      When responsibility is a thing of the past

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  23. Everyone's an expert. That we can expect. Phatooeytoittoo.

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  24. The experts seem to know more and more about less and less - now who said that?

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  25. Expect The Expected!
    For wisdom unsolicited
    Hear and see them
    Treat them like 'scams'
    Ignore or have them deleted

    Hank

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  26. You know what they say about opinions...

    And don't ya know, yesterday's wrist-slapped rule breaker is tomorrow's ground breaker. Go figure.

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    1. That is true on both accounts, for some reason with the latter

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