Who Goes There?


Who dares try to take my toilet paper? I peed on the floor of the grocery store and made an old lady slip just to get there before her to get this. Note(just because humans are now super crazy and may believe it): That isn't true. It's not hard to get here, but it sounds more fun to the cat. What isn't fun is listening to you humans whine that you're bored or whatever. Most of you clearly aren't clever. Bored and safe at home or un-bored and dead, or causing someone else to be dead, because you roam. Hmmmm. And you are even so crazy that I can get away with using un-bored these days. Oh the craze.

Who goes there? Who goes there?
Not a freak. Not a friend. Not a fly on the wall.
Who goes there? Who goes there?
Not a date. Not a stalker. No one at all.

Who goes there? Who goes there?
Only little old you and maybe the mailman too.
Who goes there? Who goes there?
No magic. No normal. Are you quite through?

What is this? What is this?
The new norm. The new way.
What is this? What is this?
Whine all you want, you are home to stay.

What is this? What is this?
A virus. A news update. A typical day.
What is this? What is this?
A repeat. A redo. Just you on replay.

When is it over? When is it done?
Go talk to rover. Actually, I will. He's more fun.
When is it over? When is it done?
Must you ask that to each and everyone.

When is it done? When is it over?
Switch and swap. Swap and switch.
When is it done? When is it over?
It ain't gonna change no matter how much you bitch.

What can I do? What can I do?
Maybe go in the corner and stare at a shoe.
What can I do? What can I do?
Maybe dip it in ketchup and begin to chew.

What can I do? What can I do?
Try not to choke on that tasty old shoe.
What can I do? What can I do?
If you get through one then try for two.

Who goes there? Who goes there?
Voice to spare. Time to speak.
Who goes there? Who goes there?
No one at all. They aren't playing hide and seek.

Who goes there? Who goes there?
Wish it and want it but still little old you.
Who goes there? Who goes there?
Not a soul. Not a car. Just you with no clue.

What? Puppy advertising? How did that get there? These really are strange times.

The cat has to poke fun at antsy humans. They are just too easy not to do it. It's like you are being asked to walk through glass while being shot at and attacked by hungry bears. Staying home is easy compared to many many things. And what is the point of having ass wipe if you have no food to eat and thus wouldn't use said ass wipe? Did brains go out the window too? Are you expecting this to get over with today? Tomorrow? Next week? I think you may have to realize for a while the world is up the creek. But then aliens could come down and cure it all for us. You never know.

Things still safe and sound at your show? Are you whining away? May not want to tell me as I'll make fun at my bay. And now that my poking fun has come to pass, I'll go back to napping inside with my little rhyming ass.

Who goes there has sure become rare.

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  1. I love this puppy !!! (but dont tell the cat)
    hugs

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  2. That's a lot of toilet paper.
    Still hard to find here. Saw it only once in the past three weeks, but we have plenty, so left it for someone who really needed it.

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    1. Good way to be. There is a lot around here since people calmed the f down

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    2. Good for you, Alex!
      Apparently they haven't calmed the f down around here, Pat:)

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    3. Guess they just take longer your way lol

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  3. I ventured to the grocery store today after 11 days and it was like the day before Christmas. Too many people and wiped out of many items. I was not happy.

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    1. Damn, that sucks indeed. Was like that here until people got limited and then not so bad

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  4. I see you're taking full advantage of the pups. Nothing better than puppy advertising! (I'd say it's better than advertising with babies any day of the week!)

    People are still hoarding the toilet paper. Someone was complaining to my mom that they put 2 packs in their cart (one for them and another for a family member they were shopping for) and someone swiped a pack out of their cart when they turned around to get something off a shelf.

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    1. Yeah, but both tend to pee a lot when in a certain stage lol

      Geez, that is rather rude. Need to take a friggin stun gun with you to go grocery shopping.

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    2. Yes, that's the thing I don't care for when it comes to puppies and kids. Too much peeing and pooping to tend to lol

      Take a stun gun or a baseball bat to the grocers these days. People are getting nuts. I just read that a customer sprayed sanitizing spray in the cashier's eye at Walmart when she told the customer there was a limit on the spray. Like, in what world is that even okay to do?

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    3. lol yep, seems all I do these days. Clean up poop and pee.

      Stun gun is easier to hide but harder to come by here haha God, people are wacko. Those cashiers should be getting danger pay.

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    4. I feel like we need to walk around with the barbed wire baseball bat from the Walking Dead show. Let people know we aren't messing around LOL

      They should definitely get hazard pay. My oldest daughter works at Walmart in the toy section, but they had to move her to grocery with all the panic buying going on. Jason told her to put in a leave of absence until all of this is over and we'd just pay her bills for her until then. She has people accusing her daily of hiding toilet paper and sanitizer in the back for all of the Walmart employees, not to mention being around too much public makes us nervous and it's just not worth it.

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    5. lol the baseball bat may not be a bad idea. I was thinking pellet gun.

      Toys wouldn't be so bad, but damn, people being that stupid need to get a grip. Not worth it if they are like that and actually hassling her and having her in public so much indeed.

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  5. Who Goes There?
    Giving the 4 walls a stare
    Boring and tired
    Used to be all fired
    But stay home don't you dare

    Hank

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  6. I found a bag of rice, down on the bottom shelf and pushed back a bit. When I bought it, the clerk said something about thefts, and to hang onto the rice on the way out to the car.

    My husband is driving me crazy.

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    1. Doesn't surprise me about the thieves. haha what's a little crazy.

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  7. Haha The puppy advertisement is cute and one of my favorite series of yours.

    I have been reading books and watching movies that I haven’t had a chance to read or see. I may even go on a writing spree.

    Stay safe there by the sea...

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    1. 3 wins all in one. A writing spree is always fun.

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  8. whining and napping sums it up. Reading a bunch and that puppy has good taste.
    knock knock, who's there?

    crickets, crickets....

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    1. That is all you get, crickets and maybe the odd dog bark

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  9. Had to laugh about peeing on the floor making the old lady slip, lol Ooh but this toilet paper thing really is crazy. I've been ordering groceries on line the last 2 times we were in need. TP has not been available at the grocery, or at Costco's. We're still good, but it has me wondering how much some folks must have purchased. Stay safe.
    Sandy's Space

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    1. Some folks sure have purchased a lot more than they need.

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  10. I can't help but take this personally, cat!! I whine and complain about this quarantine a lot, probably because you and Thor are the only two living creatures that are still willing to listen to me. LOL Making old ladies slip on your tinkle is not a very nice to do, cat. You better watch out because karma can be rough. Milo may give you something a little worse to slip on soon...

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    1. Oh, and when is this quarantine nonsense going to be over? Can I go to Disney in September? Sorry, I can't resist asking you another 5,000 times... :)

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    2. lol poor poor you, taking it personally too, maybe the kiddos will leave you something to slip on hahaha or just put it on the table.

      Be over in 2021, like your trip will be hahaha

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    3. lol.. the kids already put it on the table. If they do it twice in one year, it's on purpose and I'm blaming the cat. I just realized it's been a full 24 hours since I asked you when this will be over. Are you proud?

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    4. lol the cat can take the blame. Nah, just figured you found someone else to ask.

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  11. You are sure ready to let the good times roll!

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  12. Still can’t find hand sanitizer or toilet paper but things are not too crazy around here, at least for now :-)

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    1. Yeah, no hand sanitizer here either, that seems out everywhere

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  13. Perhaps you could sell some TP on the open market :) How funny you can get it up there! Pup is cute and a great marketing technique!

    betty

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    1. Yeah, easy to get indeed. haha could start a black market tp ring

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  14. I am not bothered or too stressed at all. I just need to be careful, like so many. I have too many interests from reading, watching movies, making cards and counting toilet paper pieces.

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    1. Yeah, got a fine amount of interests here too. So fine by me staying in as well.

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  15. I had no idea toilet paper could make a great baby-gate. Soft and cushy, too. You are a genius!

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  16. I'm home all the time - staying here is no big deal.

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  17. Puppies and books. What could be better, er, besides kittens and books:)

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  18. No whining here, I'm a home-body at heart (with the exception of seeing family and travel). I don't like the reason we're home, but I like being home, and THIS particular year, I like teaching from home better than being in the classroom too. We finally found tp and I'm glad because we would have run out. The speed it disappears from the shelves surely rivals that of Barry Allen's. I like that your book covers all match, that's a great looking set. Great looking pets too (cats always explore everything new that comes in the house, lol). The black dog in the far back made me laugh. Looks like he wants to get on the other side of the fence. :)

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    1. Good that you can teach from home. Homebody is the way to be. Good you found tp, wouldn't want you to have to use leaves lol Yeah, couldn't quite slip under the gate like the other two puppies

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  19. So, the cat's in on the bog roll scam/I bet he won't mind trading it for a bit of spam! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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  20. I finally broke down and ordered TP on line....It'll be here in a month. LOL.

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  21. I am surprised by all the bored people too. I can entertain myself for a long time- lots of quiet, independent activities to keep me happy. :) Stay safe!
    ~Jess

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    1. Yep, sure can entertain if one thinks about it.

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  22. Looks like you scored
    with all the tp you hoard
    And now that I know
    Who goes there is me,
    when I need to go.

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    1. Just the normal buy
      Had it before off the shelves it started to fly

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  23. Cute puppy. Now we are just limited to buying 1, at the time. And the line to the grocery store is long now, with being physical distancing in place. Must be fun with all those pets now. Do they get along?

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    1. 1? Damn, we have a 2 limit. Yeah, the lines are long. Oh, a few get along and then a few don't haha

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  24. All said and done, the toilet paper thing is really funny and the aliens must be laughing at us.

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  25. No boredom here. Working away. All my friends who retired in the last few years would tell me they were as busy as when they were working. Now I'm not sure I want to retire, if it stays this busy all the time!!! Our partial holiday today was cancelled. I wonder if vacations will be canceled, too, although I don't have one planned for many months...

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    1. Can sure keep busy if one wants to. Better busy than bored. Vacations in a lot of spots are getting cancelled.

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  26. No one has ever accused me of being bored. I can't even understand the concept. Love the shameless puppy advertising ~ LOL

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    1. Yeah, always something one can find to do. Shameless we be lol

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